- Don't pop your cork on Mondays!Adolph Moser
- Don't feed the monster on Tuesdays!Adolph Moser
- Don't tell a whopper on Fridays!Adolph Moser
- Don't fall apart on Saturdays!Adolph Moser
- Don't rant & rave on Wednesdays!Adolph Moser
- Don't despair on Thursdays!Adolph Moser
- Don't be a menace on Sundays!Adolph Moser