Apocalypse cakes

"The end is near, so...eat cake! 2012, oil spills, pending war, Satanic rituals, metorites, lustful indulgences. The manner may be up for discussion, but most people feel that the end is coming soon. If you are feeling anxious about the approaching apocalypse, just laugh in the face of doom, face your fears mouth first, and bake the appropriate cake: 2012 Mayan chocolate cup cakes, BP oil black bottom cake, Hail the devil's food cake, Impending meteorite rock candy cake, Obesity epidemic pound cake, and many more"--