
FantasyRomanceYoung Adult
Track this book
You choose which shelves are public. Progress and read dates stay yours.
About
After being bitten by a vampire, not only is fifteen-year-old Doug doomed eternally to be fat, but now he must also save himself from the desperate host of a public-access-cable vampire-hunting television show that is on the verge of cancellation. After Doug is attacked by a vampire, he is forced to remain overweight and fifteen for eternity. As he attempts to navigate high school, he must avoid a persistent vampire hunter. The plot contains profanity.
Reviews
No reviews yet. Sign in to write the first.
Rating integrity
HealthyCounted ratings come from accounts older than 7 days and were made on or after publication. Finished readers weigh ×1.0. Readers who have not finished yet weigh ×0.5. Did-not-finish ratings are shown but not counted.
Editions
3 editions- Other · English · 2011Fat Vampire - A Never Coming of Age StoryHarper Collins · 9780061920929
- Other · English · 2010Balzer and Bray · 9780061920905
- Other · English · 2010Blackstone Audio, Incorporated · 9780061920912
Humorous storiesTelevision programsVampiresHigh schoolsSchoolsForeign studyFictionFiction, romance, fantasy











