Sudden noises from inanimate objects

"Simon Silber has a huge ego, a pushy father, a house full of pianos, a closet full of tuxedos - in short, all the trappings of musical genius except genius itself. He seeks inspiration by walking around town with his eyes shut or by transcribing the pattern of crows perched on his backyard power lines. His singular contributions to modern music - an hourlong perfomance of the "Minute Waltz," an etude composed on a telephone keypad, a "chord-a-day" diary, among many others - may not please the ear, but they delight the fancy.". "As recounted by his biographer-cum-friend-cum-enemy, Norm…