The scoundrel

He knows they're out there - women of all shapes and sizes - and he's decided to devote his life to getting to know them. Intimately. No strings attached. You would think he'd have no problem, being a heterosexual man in the Bay Area. An employed heterosexual man, no less. A master of the culinary arts, Carl's trying to satisfy his palate for pleasure with a smorgasbord of exotic and - if he's lucky - erotic dishes. There's a hot-and-cold running Russian named Anastasia ... A naughty night-shifter known as "Nurse!" ... Jane, the blue-collar bisexual bartendress ... Maria Cordova, the…