Weird Ohio

Ah, Ohio, so nice and normal. We have apple pie heroes like Hopalong Cassidy, Neil Armstrong, Thomas Edison, and Doris Day. Our state bird is the jaunty and ever popular cardinal, and our state flower is the carnation, found in the buttonholes of politicians and bridegrooms everywhere. We started America rolling by opening the country’s first gas station, and we have a museum dedicated to America’s music, rock and roll. Why, we’re just so all-American normal, it can bring a tear to the eye. But there’s something else we have a whole lot of, and that’s…weirdness. Yes, the Buckeye State has…