Whacked

Death by family values. Lonnie Squires knows that if they’d warned her about this possibility in seminary, she would certainly have remembered. One little day of perfection―it hadn’t seemed like an impossible task. Scrub up Middelburg and keep it looking morally upright and conservatively righteous for just one day. Called on by her bishop to pull off this simple feat, vice principal Lonnie Squires believes her experience with primary school kids and their parents has equipped her for the challenge. She plans to survive the summer with plenty of time to spare for indulging her rabid devotion…